What owls think

“It’s getting close to dinnertime.”

“Does anybody deliver rats?”

“Do you love me Mom?”

“What’s that smell? Are you using deodorant?”

“Mom, scratch my head.”

“Mom, turn around. Everyone wants to take our picture.”

“Why do they think we’re so exciting? We don’t do anything.”

“Really Mom, I’m getting hungry.

“Mom, get that bug off my beak.”

“Is it still there?”

“I guess I’ll go get dinner.”